Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers
