Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• “The minute you read something you don’t understand, you can be almost sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.”

• A client in bloody clothes and drenched in sweat rushes into the lawyer’s office:
“You are the only one who can help me now. I’ve just killed my business partner.” The lawyer calmly stands. “Wait a minute; it’s not quite like that. THEY are SAYING you killed your business partner.”

I think lawyers who engage in pro bono service to protect those who cannot help themselves are truly the heroes and the heroines of the legal profession. Janet Reno

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