Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.


Q: What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.


• As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think you had died.”
• “The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.”
Will Rogers

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