• Did you hear about the group of terrorists that hijacked a plane full of lawyers?
They called down to ground control with their list of demands, threatening that if their demands weren’t met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
• Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you’d been there eight hours.
• “Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.” –H.L. Mencken