• Lawyer: Can you see him from where you are standing?
Witness: I can see his head.
Lawyer: Alright, where is his head?
Witness: Just above his shoulders.
• Q: What’s the similarity between a lawyer and a dentist?
A: Both do filing and extraction.
• Judge: The last time I saw you, I told you that I didn’t want to see you here again!
Prisoner: That’s what I tried to tell these policemen, your Honour, but they wouldn’t believe me.
I love good and caring lawyers who are advocates, who are defenders, who are problem-solvers, and who are peacemakers.