Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

• Q. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
A. No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

• Q. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A. The caterer.


Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution.

Rennard Strickland & Frank T. Read

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