• Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
• “I’m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Listen to this from his bill: ‘For waking up at night and thinking about your case: ` 2500’.”
Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I’ve never met a parent who didn’t want their kid to be a lawyer.