Lawyers Wit

lawyers’ Wit

Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Q. What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

• Have you heard they’re using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this:
1. Lawyers reproduce faster.
2. The scientists don’t get attached to the lawyers.
3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn’t even consider.

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

-Jeremy Bentham

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