• Did you hear about Robby Knievel’s newest stunt? 
He’ll attempt to jump 1,000 lawyers with a bulldozer.
• What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures wait until you’re dead to rip your heart out.
• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.
• If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
