Q: Do you know how copper wire was invented?
A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Q: What’s the one thing that never works when it’s fixed?
A: A jury.
Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
In law also the right answer usually depends on putting the right question.
Frankfurter
