Lawyers Wit

Lawyer’s Wit

Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

A: Lipstick.

Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Will Rogers

 

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