Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

 Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.


Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.


A man who calls everybody a damn fool is like a man who damns the weather – he only shows that he is not adapted to his environment, not, that the environment is wrong.

Holmes

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