Lawyers Wit

Lawyer’s Wit

• Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

• A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?”

A man turns towards him and says, “We’re all clients.”

“And you all came to pay your respects? How touching.”

“No, we came to make sure he was dead.”

Civilizations can only be understood by those who are civilized.




Alfred North Whitehead

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