Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• One Juror was overheard saying to another:
“you’ll notice that neither the prosecutor nor the defendant’s Counsel swore to tell the truth”.
• What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.

Every race gets the religion it deserves, and only as policemen, pugilists, and priests have they succeeded, here and there a successful lawyer, but nothing more serious.

George A. Moore

Leave a Comment