Lawyers Wit

Lawyer’s Wit

• Two lawyers, a father and son, talk in the office:
“Dad, I can’t believe I’ve lost that case. I don’t know what to do!”
“Don’t worry, son. Lawyers never lose. The client is the one who lost.”

• A Drunk climbs on a bar stool in a bar and screams, “All lawyers are sneaky thieves.
A man stands up and says, “Hey, I resent that remark.”

The drunk shouts back, “Why, are you a lawyer?”
“No,” says the man, “I’m a sneaky thief.”


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Adam D’Angelo

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