Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• Q. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bicycle.

• Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

• If a man has caused the loss of a gentleman’s eye, his eye one shall cause to be lost.
Hummurabi’s Code

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