• Girl: I Love You.
Lawyer:Do you have evidence to support your statement.
• Q. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A. A father in law.
• Q. What is the deference between Lawyers marriage and other human beings marriage?
They don’t say “I do” they say, “I accept the terms & Conditions.”
Good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.