• Q: Why are deceased lawyers buried 12 feet under, when everyone else gets buried only 6 feet under?
A: Because down deep lawyers are really good people.
• A man was on vacation when he ran into an old acquaintance. “Hello, Joe,” he said. “I haven’t seen you in years. What are you doing these days?” “I’m practicing law,” whispered Joe. “But don’t tell my mother. She thinks I’m still a pimp.”
Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer.