Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig:
after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.

• Lawyer: “Law office, how can I help you?”
Caller: “Yes, I need an attorney for my grandson…. He was arrested for stealing a car.”

“Okay, can you give me details?”
“Yes, he was at the bar and after he decided to leave, he got in the wrong car and left with it. He didn’t mean to do it. He was just confused.”
“What kind of car did he steal?”
“A charcoal-grey Jeep Liberty.”
“Okay, and what type of car does he have?”
“Oh, he doesn’t own a car…”


A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself.

Henry P. Brougham

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