Lawyers Wit

LAWYERS’ WIT

Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An oxymoron.

• Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.


Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass.

Jane Bryant Quinn

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