Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”?

A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.

• A lawyer was out hiking with a friend when they encountered a mountain lion. The lawyer dropped his pack and got ready to run. “You’ll never outrun a hungry mountain lion!” exlaimed his friend.

“I don’t have to outrun him,” replied the lawyer. “I just have to outrun you!”


Government lawyers have a duty to disclose evidence of wrongdoing in the government.

Ken Starr

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