A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
• A doctor told his patient that she had only six months to live. “Isn’t there anything I can do?” pleaded the patient. “Marry a lawyer,” the doctor advised. “It will be the longest six months of your life.”
Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.