Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

• Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.

• A doctor told his patient that she had only six months to live. “Isn’t there anything I can do?” pleaded the patient. “Marry a lawyer,” the doctor advised. “It will be the longest six months of your life.”


Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business.

Washington Irving

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