Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ wit

• Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities!

• Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.



Benjamin Franklin

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