Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

Q.What do Dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

A. they ‘ re both extinct .

A cop arrives at the scene of an accident , in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “ Are you seriously hurt?”

“How do I know? “ replies the driver. “I’m not a lawyer.”

The Largest number of jobs likely to be created  by the JOBS Act will be for lawyers needed to clean up the mess thet it will create.

Steaven Rattner



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