Lawyers Wit

lawyer’s wit

• When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

• Q. After telling a friend about losing a court case, the friend asked, “Did your lawyer give you bad advice?”
A. : “No. He charged me for it.”


People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers

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