• Q: How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
A: With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.
• Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
• Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
When you’re dealing with a big amount of money, you should have your own accountant and your own lawyer.
Johnny Van Zant