Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? 
A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
• Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
A: Just say “Fees!”
• Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
• Bad News: There were three empty seats.
Your attitude will go a long way in determining your success, your recognition, your reputation and your enjoyment in being a lawyer.
Joe Jamail
