Lawyers Wit

lawyers’ wit

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: Vampire only sucks blood at night.

• What’s wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.

• Lawyer: “Your Honor, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence.”   Judge: “And what is the nature of the new evidence?”

Lawyer: “I have discovered that my client still has money.”


Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers

Richard Pryor

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