• Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
• Q. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
A. No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
• Q. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A. The caterer.
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution.
Rennard Strickland & Frank T. Read
