Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

•Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.

• Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

“I’m beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Listen to this from his bill: ‘For waking up at night and thinking about your case: ` 2500’.”


Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I’ve never met a parent who didn’t want their kid to be a lawyer.

Jessi Klein

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