Lawyers Wit

Lawyers’ Wit

  •  Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbour a thousand dollars?”
    Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.”
    Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?”
    Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”
  • Family Law Judge to Mother: “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?”
    Mother: “I do.”
    Judge: “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?”
    Mother: “Sure. I get everything I want.”

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.

Plato

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